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Title: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 10, 2006, 02:56:40 PM
Well, I would like to create this post as a hommage to the ladies of this website in which there are so many men.

So from myself and the guys, girls, WE DO LOVE YOU!!!, and we would like you to tell a bit more about you and invite your (female) friends to join us, for good sake!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on April 10, 2006, 04:34:55 PM
There are ladies on the forum!!!???  :o  ;D

(I know there are and I thank everyone of them for their excellent contribution to this forum)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 10, 2006, 05:58:48 PM
So why aren't there any female avatars at all?-we could be done for sexual discrimination! :o


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 10, 2006, 06:00:33 PM
So why aren't there any female avatars at all?-we could be done for sexual discrimination! :o

they have a claudia cardinale avatar and some other actresses I dont recognize. the  "half soldier" member is an example.
and I dont see what the Bruce Cambell avatar has to do with leone.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 11, 2006, 07:22:34 AM
Come on dear ladies don't be shy! let yourself go on this special post for you. We need to know you better cause with my mates of this website we've got the same hope: if you have a strong and real passion for Sergio leone movies, the connection is going to be fantastic!!!! :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Beebs on April 13, 2006, 10:05:08 AM
Here's to the Ladies!

I've only known two on this board one who hasn't been in in a while and the one and only Boardwalk Angel.

Maybe we should have a dance. I got the Frank Sinatra four disc Reprise collection.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 06:50:44 PM
the ladies have been suspiciously staying away from this thread. perhaps they dont like to be singled out ???


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 13, 2006, 06:53:35 PM
I think Beebs prop is great. We should do as the guys in The Full Monthy,I am sure they will appreciate us in this situation. Come on guys any volunteers with me?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 06:55:47 PM
I think Beebs prop is great. We should do as the guys in The Full Monthy,I am sure they will appreciate us in this situation. Come on guys any volunteers with me?
I wouldnt mind. if I knew what you were talking about...

forgive me for being ignorant but what prop does Beebs have?
and what did I just volunteer for? ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 13, 2006, 06:59:45 PM
I wouldnt mind. if I knew what you were talking about...

forgive me for being ignorant but what prop does Beebs have?
and what did I just volunteer for? ;D

Well my friend The Full Monty is a English flick in which unemployed guys decide to set a proper striptease up.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119164/

Are you still with me?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 07:01:37 PM
Well my friend The Full Monthy is an British flick in which unemployed guys decide to set a proper striptease up.

Are you still with me?


I am sorry. I see now.

you mispelled it so it threw me off.

"the full monty" right?
I thought you were referring to some sort of magazine because you wrote the "the full monthly" ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 07:03:11 PM
as for the striptease...how would we go about that? send pictures of ourselves? I think that would just resort to them being scared off. ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 13, 2006, 07:05:44 PM
Thanx , I changed the spelling. No, I think the moderator will arrange a proper spectacle for them with us. So, yes or no?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 07:07:59 PM
No, I think the moderator will arrange a proper spectacle for them with us. So, yes or no?


well I dont know how that will be pulled of...but I guess I am in.

if its ok with the girls.

good luck getting that approval.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 13, 2006, 07:34:30 PM
Excellent, we need 5 more. Who's ok?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on April 13, 2006, 07:45:10 PM
What the hell is going on???  What is everyone talking about???


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 13, 2006, 08:16:53 PM
What the hell is going on???  What is everyone talking about???

I am in the same position as you are peacemaker.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 14, 2006, 04:16:53 AM
The missus won't take kindly to me displaying my wedding tackle i'm afraid ???


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 14, 2006, 07:31:09 AM
Come on my friends be brave. It is nothing but a...strip tease we could arrange for the girls to be more active on this web. And i think we need to be 7. For the moment we are 2. Who's next?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 14, 2006, 05:13:19 PM
as for the striptease...how would we go about that? send pictures of ourselves? I think that would just resort to them being scared off. ;D
The missus agrees with this Firecracker and i'm told most ladies aren't that  much interested in the contents of out trousers as we may think.
And i can't see our sw heroes resorting to such a tactic-very uncool :(!!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 14, 2006, 05:38:33 PM
Come on guys be proud of your attributes!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 14, 2006, 06:05:17 PM
I don't think you'll get past the moderators if you're serious!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 14, 2006, 06:22:19 PM
I don't think you'll get past the moderators if you're serious!


yeah Roberti  are you joking? Thats what I was thinking anyway...the moderators would never allow this nor would they be apart of it.


and I am sure the ladies agree. Notice they havent even bothered posting here.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 14, 2006, 06:24:48 PM
I reckon the ladies think its better all left to the imagination anyway!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on April 14, 2006, 06:31:01 PM
This thread really, really, really scares me  :o  :-X


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 14, 2006, 06:34:31 PM
No-one's gonna see my equipment apart from Mrs Banjo :-*!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 15, 2006, 11:09:05 AM
I wouldn't mind doing it my friends. You know I'd like to be an actor and I have no fear. So why not one day if it is worth!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Beebs on April 15, 2006, 11:50:11 AM
Um, my "prop" was a dance, not exactly being caught out of uniform. Just want to make that clear that it's NOT MY idea


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 15, 2006, 02:42:53 PM
I'd like to be an actor 
What in,a porn movie? ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on April 15, 2006, 03:08:34 PM
hmm me sees this thread being closed very soon  ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 15, 2006, 04:29:58 PM
A message from Mrs Banjo-"no-ones going to attract any females by becoming a flasher!"


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on April 15, 2006, 04:35:46 PM
A message from Mrs Banjo-"no-ones going to attract any females by becoming a flasher!"


unless your Brad Pitt. ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 15, 2006, 04:53:11 PM
And it would be the quickest route to close this site down :-[   


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 16, 2006, 10:32:38 AM
What in,a porn movie? ;D

why not if afterwards I would have been in a great Leone,Lynch, Kubrick, Cimino, Borman, Fellini, Cassavetes, or Scott movie.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: noodles_leone on April 16, 2006, 03:53:25 PM
Leone : RIP
Kubrick : RIP
Borman : no idea
Fellini : RIP
Cassavetes : RIP

I'm sorry for you roberti, but your "career planing" (i don't know if one can say that... in French: "plan de carriere") is gonna be hard to follow, my friend... :'(


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: roberti on April 16, 2006, 03:59:51 PM
well it was apretext more to quote the list of my fav directors and Cimino, Borman, Lynch and scott are still alive! I could ad, if you wish, Coppola, Parker, Spielberg and ...Herzog!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: noodles_leone on April 19, 2006, 12:05:11 PM
hum "doing Kingdom of Heaven ain't so much a living, boy";)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Beebs on April 19, 2006, 12:26:16 PM
hum "doing Kingdom of Heaven ain't so much a living, boy";)


May I.. That's from Josey Wales right?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: noodles_leone on April 19, 2006, 01:44:01 PM
Yes sire... "dying ain't so much a living boy"


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Beebs on April 19, 2006, 01:57:49 PM
"you know, this isn't necessary. You can just ride on"


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on April 19, 2006, 02:05:11 PM
That is why I've stayed away!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on April 20, 2006, 08:14:23 AM
So when does the Full Monty "performance" begin i wonder? :o


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: columba on May 24, 2006, 03:09:25 AM
Now look guys lets face it your willy is hardly the best looking part of your anatomy - however good looking the rest of you is deemed to be!  The end of the Full monty was funny because they did not show their little packages!  :-*
The majority of females do not go to see films because there's a dishy bloke in it.  there maybe a small amount of very young ones that will go to see a film just because it's got the likes of Brad Pitt in it but not many.  When you get past that age you realise they're too in love with themselves to be good looking - give me a Django, Trinity or Strider (not Aragon) character anyday!
If you really want to attract more females keep an element of fun there - not that there isn't but!  ;)
As for doing the full monty to help in your acting career surely you are worth more than that and your acting is better than that...? ;)
Now my horse and I are off, if only he'll stand still enough to let me on!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on May 24, 2006, 03:16:12 AM
  When you get past that age you realise they're too in love with themselves to be good looking - give me a Django,


I am afraid to say that Django was in a porno once...

"Nude Django"!

check the reviews for crap sw thread.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: columba on May 24, 2006, 03:35:19 AM

I am afraid to say that Django was in a porno once...

"Nude Django"!

check the reviews for crap sw thread.
Oh no, that's another one down the pan then! 


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on May 24, 2006, 03:36:17 AM
Oh no, that's another one down the pan then! 

afraid so...


as Long as Sartana doesnt let down his knickers I believe we should all be safe.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: columba on May 24, 2006, 04:58:19 AM
afraid so...


as Long as Sartana doesnt let down his knickers I believe we should all be safe.
Do cowboys wear knickers then?! ;)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: cigar joe on May 24, 2006, 04:23:43 PM
not real ones  8)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: columba on May 25, 2006, 02:27:12 AM

I am afraid to say that Django was in a porno once...

"Nude Django"!

check the reviews for crap sw thread.

By the way I meant the Franco Nero character, not the others!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: columba on May 25, 2006, 02:29:31 AM
not real ones  8)

guess they'd look better than grubby long johns, just as long as they weren't like the emperors new clothes!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on May 25, 2006, 03:09:27 AM
By the way I meant the Franco Nero character, not the others!

No I am aware. But I thought my lame attempt at humor was funny. You will be thankful to know it was not Nero who did the stripping.

"Nude Django" stars Peter("who the hell is this?") Graf as Django. Django isnt in his usual gunslinger motif, instead he is a  con artist who falls for a dance hall girl. A few Lurid scenes later he gives the girl the shaft(LOL) when he swindles her out of her inheritance money. The film ends there.

at least that is what I read...I didnt watch it!.....Honest!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 25, 2006, 03:45:09 AM
Yeah,Yeah ;) Nudge,nudge,winnk,wink,say no more! ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on May 25, 2006, 03:45:56 AM
Yeah,Yeah ;) Nudge,nudge,winnk,wink,say no more! ;D


I swear!!!!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 25, 2006, 03:47:26 AM
You do seem to know an awful lot about the plot etc but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt -THIS TIME  ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on May 25, 2006, 04:08:02 PM
You do seem to know an awful lot about the plot etc but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt -THIS TIME  ;D

This topic just gets freakier and freakier.  8)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 25, 2006, 04:52:57 PM
What happened to Roberti anyway? ::)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on May 25, 2006, 05:15:53 PM
What happened to Roberti anyway? ::)


Maybe the female members chased him off!  ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 25, 2006, 05:19:02 PM
Maybe he's got a role in a porn movie as a stepping stone to his inevitable Oscar winning performance! ;D
But i guess you maybe nearer the truth Peacemaker.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 10, 2007, 09:02:09 AM

well I dont know how that will be pulled of...but I guess I am in.

if its ok with the girls.

good luck getting that approval.
Does Sonny know about this FC? ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on May 10, 2007, 02:12:29 PM
Does Sonny know about this FC? ;D

You're just looking for an excuse to bring this topic back.   ::)   ;)


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on May 10, 2007, 02:41:48 PM
You're just looking for an excuse to bring this topic back.   ::)   ;)

 ;D Sharp!


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 10, 2007, 03:33:59 PM
And why not,afterall this topic got two votes in the SLWB Oscar's funniest thread category?  ^-^

I had forgotten certain members volunteered for Roberti's noble homage!! ;D

And anything that scares LA can't be all that bad. :D




Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on May 12, 2007, 03:14:27 PM
All these threads are as scary to me as Dave Jenkins is  ;D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Firecracker on May 12, 2007, 09:22:39 PM
Does Sonny know about this FC? ;D


I honestly thought this Roberti character was joking about the whole thing.
I thought the rules of the site were quite clear.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 13, 2007, 01:15:12 AM
I think i found out what happened to him. ;D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JGeZgmU3-uE


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Silenzio on May 13, 2007, 07:45:52 AM
No-one's gonna see my equipment apart from Mrs Banjo :-*!

How.... touching.....


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 13, 2007, 10:33:42 AM
Absolutely no touching either! :D


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Man with no dame on May 14, 2007, 09:44:06 AM
The ratio of women to men on this site is almost the same as in Leone movies. Amazing factoid, wouldn't you say?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 14, 2007, 09:48:09 AM
Yes i think its accurate to say that theres  a much higher ratio of women that dig movies like The Full Monty.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Man with no dame on May 14, 2007, 10:37:49 AM
Naked dancing cowboys. I think we've gone far enough in that direction with "Brokeback Mountain"(shudder!!!).


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Sonny on May 14, 2007, 10:50:26 AM
The ratio of women to men on this site is almost the same as in Leone movies. Amazing factoid, wouldn't you say?

gee i wonder what he's trying to say by that....  ;)





Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Tucumcari Bound on May 14, 2007, 12:10:42 PM
Well invite more women on here if it bothers you! Nothing wrong with having more women, especially if they like Sergio Leone.  O0


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: dave jenkins on May 14, 2007, 06:16:38 PM
All these threads are as scary to me as Dave Jenkins is  ;D
Huh, and I'm about as scary as Kenny on South Park......


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Banjo on May 15, 2007, 04:41:59 AM
Does anyone in the UK think that the guy on the left in the balloon dance(shown on OTT,the grown-up version of Tiswas) on the above Youtube link is Ben Elton?


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Leone Admirer on May 15, 2007, 06:41:57 AM
Huh, and I'm about as scary as Kenny on South Park......

I'm sure you are Dave  :) . Ignore the diatribe of a hurt Yankees fan   :'(


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: Sonny on May 15, 2007, 10:26:41 AM
Well invite more women on here if it bothers you! Nothing wrong with having more women, especially if they like Sergio Leone.  O0

Maybe YOU should invite girls from your extensive list of girlfriends.


Title: Re: Hommage to the female members
Post by: The Peacemaker on May 15, 2007, 04:13:15 PM
Maybe YOU should invite girls from your extensive list of girlfriends.


 :-*