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Title: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Ben Tyreen on November 26, 2007, 11:22:15 AM
  Any ideas as to why there's been so many guests around lately?  Recently it's always around 50, and right now as I'm positing, it's over 60.  They can't all be members just checking the boards without logging in, can they? ;D  I wonder if someone is advertising and bringing everyone in.

  Also, it's odd, for the "Who's Online" page it says 10:19 when I look at it, but all the guests are looking at things at 10:30 and on when the main clock on the page isn't even there yet.  Are these guests from the future? :o O0
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tuco the ugly on November 26, 2007, 11:26:57 AM
Noodles_Leone will answer this question.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: moviesceleton on November 26, 2007, 11:41:28 AM
Noodles_Leone will answer this question.
;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: noodles_leone on November 26, 2007, 05:06:37 PM
;D

;D

I cannot answer : the place it not safe.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on November 26, 2007, 10:22:14 PM
When someone who is posting as a guest and they refresh the page or reopen the home page, it often counts as a hit for two people at least. x that by the number of times they refresh, that probably inflates the numbers a bit.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Jill on November 27, 2007, 10:45:50 AM
This is really interesting. For example I'm automatic logged in when I visit the site... I think most of the other members too.

Who are the mysterious guests?

1. russian spies!  >:D
2. alien spies
3. Our favourite troll's personalities :evil:
4. Spirits of dead western heroes
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on November 27, 2007, 03:39:28 PM
Let's just start lynching people and ask questions later. Who's first? ;)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: geoman-1 on November 27, 2007, 03:51:51 PM
This is really interesting. For example I'm automatic logged in when I visit the site... I think most of the other members too.

Who are the mysterious guests?


4. Spirits of dead western heroes

Interesting speculation.  O0
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Ben Tyreen on November 27, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
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Let's just start lynching people and ask questions later. Who's first?

  I like your thinking, groggy.  I'll bring the rope. ;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on November 27, 2007, 06:49:15 PM
Issue arrest warrants for the following individuals:

Dave Jenkins
rrpower
Firecracker
TucumcariBound
Sonny
Banjo
Arizona Colt
Cigar Joe
Ben Tyreen
Groggy
Silenzio
Peacemaker
Geoman
Jill
noodles_leone
Tuco the Ugly
moviesceleton

I know I'm forgetting lots, but that's a good provisional list. Who will be first to be interrogated? >:D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: dave jenkins on November 27, 2007, 08:02:54 PM
I'm kinda hurt I was left off the list....... ???
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: moviesceleton on November 27, 2007, 11:03:39 PM
I'm kinda hurt I was left off the list....... ???
Considering that's Groggy's list of people to lynch, yeah, it is odd ;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on November 28, 2007, 09:09:48 AM
Oh, that's merely an oversight. My mistake.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Kurug3n on November 28, 2007, 11:01:02 PM
I'm kinda hurt I was left off the list....... ???

Now you can be happy your number 1!!
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on November 29, 2007, 09:42:27 AM
Alright Jenkins, just have a seat in this chair over here. We'll have the electrodes ready in a moment. ^-^
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tucumcari Bound on December 03, 2007, 10:51:15 PM
Issue arrest warrants for the following individuals:

Dave Jenkins
rrpower
Firecracker
TucumcariBound
Sonny
Banjo
Arizona Colt
Cigar Joe
Ben Tyreen
Groggy
Silenzio
Peacemaker
Geoman
Jill
noodles_leone
Tuco the Ugly
moviesceleton

I know I'm forgetting lots, but that's a good provisional list. Who will be first to be interrogated? >:D

LOL, I'm right here Groggy, arrest me! O0
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on December 03, 2007, 10:58:14 PM
Hang on, I'm peeling off Jenkins' toenails with a coat hanger. Then I need to interrogate him. ;D I'll be right with you though.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: marmota-b on December 04, 2007, 12:08:48 PM
This is really interesting. For example I'm automatic logged in when I visit the site... I think most of the other members too.

For example, I'm automatic logged in at home, but not here on the university. So I guess sometimes one of those guests is me. Just for a short while, though.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tuco the ugly on December 04, 2007, 02:52:22 PM
For example, I'm automatic logged in at home, but not here on the university. So I guess sometimes one of those guests is me. Just for a short while, though.

Red Marmota!  :o
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on December 04, 2007, 03:56:06 PM
Whoa, whoa, too many suspects to interrogate! :o Unless we want to start mass-executing people I think we need to slow this down. I'm still not done skinning Dave yet. :-\

Tucumcari, I'm appointing you my second in command until I have amassed enough evidence against you. Maybe you could ask Marmota a few questions...  ;)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on December 05, 2007, 09:17:34 AM
We aren't targetting guests, are we? Only users.

Dave is finally filetted, now we can ask him some questions once he wakes up from his coma. Tucumcari, I hope you've started your interrogations.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tucumcari Bound on December 05, 2007, 09:48:47 AM
We aren't targetting guests, are we? Only users.

Dave is finally filetted, now we can ask him some questions once he wakes up from his coma. Tucumcari, I hope you've started your interrogations.

I'm right on it buddy.  ;)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Ben Tyreen on December 05, 2007, 11:20:13 AM
  An innocent question quickly degenerates into mob violence and an Inquisition-like interrogating.  Ah, exactly how I imagined it happening....members turning on other members. ;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tuco the ugly on December 05, 2007, 01:06:10 PM
What's with all these ''llamas'' ? What does ''I'm a llama!'' mean? Is it a quote from somewhere?  ???
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tuco the ugly on December 05, 2007, 02:32:11 PM
Wow, thanks A1. I'd have never guessed that it means ''I'm a newbie!''.

Still, it a mystery no less understanding why some people would use that as a signature. It doesn't sound very smart to me, titling yourself as a beginner, whether you say noob, llama or newbie it still doesn't sound good. And, this is a western forum.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on December 05, 2007, 03:12:53 PM
  An innocent question quickly degenerates into mob violence and an Inquisition-like interrogating.  Ah, exactly how I imagined it happening....members turning on other members. ;D

Mob violence!? Take that back you slanderous cad! This is very, very organized! >:(
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Ben Tyreen on December 05, 2007, 05:40:29 PM
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Mob violence!? Take that back you slanderous cad! This is very, very organized!

  Mob violence can have a leader who organizes the mob.  So in this case, Groggy's the leader of the mob violence.  I'm not one to stir up the mob any more than necessary. ;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: marmota-b on December 06, 2007, 09:18:47 AM
Maxis/Electronic Arts's line of "Sim" games.

We've always thought it had something to do with the llamas in the opening titles of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, though. At least, the way they smuggled them everywhere resembled Monty Pythons a lot.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: geoman-1 on December 08, 2007, 08:38:44 AM
Do what you want with me Groggy...I'll never talk. Yea, go ahead, use the anal probe if you want. I don't care. Yea, do it! I don't care . I won't divulge anything!! Go ahead, try to break me!...






 (scene from South Park w/ Mel Gibson)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on December 08, 2007, 12:13:27 PM
I'd suspend constitutional rights but a) not everyone here's American and b) I'm not in a position of power. Could Cal appoint me to the position of Witchsmeller Persuviant until this is taken care of? ;)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: geoman-1 on December 08, 2007, 05:07:28 PM
Could Cal appoint me to the position of Witchsmeller Persuviant until this is taken care of? ;)
;D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: The Peacemaker on December 09, 2007, 05:00:04 PM
Issue arrest warrants for the following individuals:

Dave Jenkins
rrpower
Firecracker
TucumcariBound
Sonny
Banjo
Arizona Colt
Cigar Joe
Ben Tyreen
Groggy
Silenzio
Peacemaker
Geoman
Jill
noodles_leone
Tuco the Ugly
moviesceleton

I know I'm forgetting lots, but that's a good provisional list. Who will be first to be interrogated? >:D

Looks like I've been black-listed.


McCarthyism all over again!
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: PowerRR on December 14, 2007, 09:13:09 PM
So I'm second in line?

Bring it on!
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tucumcari Bound on May 18, 2008, 04:27:45 PM

Wow, I look to be black-listed as well? haha How fun to see that.  O0
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on May 18, 2008, 04:55:14 PM
We're still interrogating Dave, unfortunately. He's proven a tough nut to crack. :-\
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Tuco the ugly on May 18, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
We're still interrogating Dave, unfortunately. He's proven a tough nut to crack. :-\

Make space for the professionals:

(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11190467/Nut_Bowl_With_Nut_Cracker.jpg)

(Bloody hell! Couldn't find a red one!)
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: dave jenkins on May 23, 2008, 11:06:25 PM
I can stand anything, except non-stop playback of all the "Pingu" episodes.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: moviesceleton on May 24, 2008, 02:27:13 AM
I can stand anything, except non-stop playback of all the "Pingu" episodes.
NUG, NUG!
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on May 24, 2008, 04:39:23 AM
I can stand anything, except non-stop playback of all the "Pingu" episodes.

Or we can make you watch all of the Billy Jack movies back to back. :D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: dave jenkins on May 24, 2008, 05:08:35 AM
Yeah, that might do it.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on May 24, 2008, 05:26:23 AM
A-HA! Let's begin the Interrogation!

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago,
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley-folk below.

On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath the stone,
And the valley-people swore
They'd have it for their very own.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

So the people of the valley
Sent a message up the hill,
Asking for the buried treasure,
Tons of gold for which they'd kill.

Came an answer from the kingdom,
"With our brothers we will share
All the secrets of our mountain,
All the riches buried there."

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Now the valley cried with anger,
"Mount your horses! Draw your sword!"
And they killed the mountain-people,
So they won their just reward.

Now they stood beside the treasure,
On the mountain, dark and red.
Turned the stone and looked beneath it...
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.

Go ahead and hate your neighbor,
Go ahead and cheat a friend.
Do it in the name of Heaven,
You can justify it in the end.
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day,
On the bloody morning after....
One tin soldier rides away.


 :D :D :D
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: dave jenkins on May 24, 2008, 05:04:08 PM
Auuugggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Sad Hill Cemetery! That's the place, Angel Eyes! I don't know the grave! Blondie knows! Play the song for him!!!
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on July 14, 2008, 05:29:19 AM
I'm sorry, I should have posted the actual song. :D

RR, it's YOUR turn for interrogation! Attach those electrodes and slip on the headphones, it's torture time!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM4ADoVc6TU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=AM4ADoVc6TU)

 >:D >:D >:D
Title: ATTENTION LEONITES!
Post by: Groggy on August 19, 2008, 03:49:13 PM
ATTENTION LEONITES!

In light of the recent revelations (or, should we say, confirmation of suspicions) about Panache, it is clear that our previous tactics of Witchhunting, playing hippie dirges and Firecracker's investigations have proven fruitless in stopping the threat that continually, well, threatens to consume our board and discredit our members. Further measures must be taken to stop this menace to our livelihood, our discussions, and our way of life.

Furthermore: As a plain-speaking Man of the People, I think the Moderators shouldn't be allowed to hoard exciting and amusing threads by trolls; rather, I think we should have unfettered access to our board's lengthy, fascinating, albeit occasionally troubled history. The People demand satisfaction!

Therefore, I advocate my own appointment as First Consul of the Leone Board, given "temporary" absolute authority over all of you (I'll give it back if I feel like it), with Jenkins as Pro-Consul and Tucumcari Bound as Praetor, in order to deal with this threat and give me ultimate power... er, ability to subdue Panache and his trollish buddies. :D

LONG LIVE THE LEONE BOARD!

(http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v322/3/26/712033031/n712033031_1183184_9696.jpg)

Sergio Leone: Suus officina es nostrum vita
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: The Firecracker on August 19, 2008, 03:53:35 PM
Firstly, why post this here?
It's buried.

Secondly, check your messages and keep the contents to yourself, for now.
Title: Re: ATTENTION LEONITES!
Post by: Groggy on August 19, 2008, 03:55:28 PM
Firstly, why post this here?
It's buried.

You think it deserves its own thread? :D
Title: Re: ATTENTION LEONITES!
Post by: The Firecracker on August 19, 2008, 04:01:23 PM
You think it deserves its own thread? :D

Well, not really.

Check your messages for my full answer to that.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: PowerRR on August 19, 2008, 08:29:36 PM
I'm getting a kick out of it.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: Groggy on August 20, 2008, 05:12:02 AM
I'm getting a kick out of it.

I'm not surprised.
Title: Re: What's with all the guests lately?
Post by: noodles_leone on August 21, 2008, 06:24:28 AM
Communazis are back ! Oo