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Title: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Jill on September 20, 2008, 09:56:06 AM
Obsessed Game!  :P

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- You wear dusters
- You got a poncho
- You want a Colt Peacemaker
- You want to buy cigars, even though you don't smoke, just for the feeling.
- You know an SW quote for every situation.
- When you arrive with the train and somebody is waiting for you, you ask: "And Frank?"
- You desperately want to learn to play the harmonica.
- You practise the "Fonda walking style"
- You hang on this board all the time  ;)
- When a Typical SW Supporting Actor shows up, you can tell his name and his other roles and how many times he bit the dust in other movies.
- You cheer every time when they are in Los Albaricoques
- You watch people on the street and cast them: "He's a villain... he's a bounty hunter... he's an avenger... he's the Guy Who Dies After Five Minutes...


Add more! O0


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Cardinale14 on September 20, 2008, 02:53:53 PM
 ;D

I love it ^^
I don't have any idea of what to add, it's perfect like that  O0 I think I'll print it and put it on my door  ;D
by the way, this is the first time I post on this board and I love it ! as you said,

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You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
You hang on this board all the time

Sorry if my English isn't very good... I'm learning!


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Banjo on September 25, 2008, 11:08:37 AM
You choreograph the act of swatting a fly to Morricone.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: moviesceleton on September 25, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
You choreograph the act of swatting a fly to Morricone.
;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on September 26, 2008, 02:24:46 PM
You buy a book of photographs of Italian actors and actresses just because there's one photo from OUATITW and one from FFDM.

(Well, it cost only 19 CZK, so why not buy it... It's lying in the kitchen now and it's the perfect thing to flip through when you are sitting there, doing nothing. Cheaper than most magazines, and much better looking.)



You watch "Im Reiche des silberen Löwen", knowing it was shot in Spain, looking out for locations you know.
That should be rephrased to be more general...
You know certain places in Spain without ever having set foot on Spanish soil.
Oh, and you watch the forementioned, noting to yourself "That's supposed to be Abu Seif, but it's Esteban Rojo in fact."



- You desperately want to learn to play the harmonica.

And you know you're the biggest lazer on the Earth when you don't learn it, even though you've got three harmonicas and a booklet of how to do it, complete with a CD.

- You wear dusters
- You got a poncho

Eventually you want to make at least one of each type.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 26, 2008, 07:01:29 PM
 ;D  ;D

Awesome!!! i got a few too...

-When you keep erasing tracks from your ipod to fit more sw soundtracks, most of which are Morricone
-When your friends have no idea what you're talking about when you say "Ya know Wobbles? I'm kinda mad at you..."
-When half your internet dwelling time involves looking up clips of SWs on youtube.
-When you've seen more than 50 SWs and insist on seeing many more
-When you find cowboy hats incredibly hot.
-When you decide to name your pet Django
-When you spend $60 on a replica of an original SW poster
-When you make friends across the globe simply over your shared interest in the genre!!



Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 26, 2008, 07:11:48 PM
ooh i just thought of another one...

-When instead of gushing over posters of Brad Pit or any other contemporary star you desperately wish there was a life size poster in existence you could hang on your bedroom wall of Franco Nero with his shirt off and a cowboy hat dragging a coffin across the sand... (and hopefully be a girl when hoping this exists lol)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: O'Cangaceiro on September 26, 2008, 07:40:38 PM
;D  ;D

-When you decide to name your pet Django

Hmmmm, I've named my German Shepherd dog "Tuco", so now I am not sure wheter or not I am obsessed with SWs.  ;D :D ;)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Silenzio on September 26, 2008, 08:25:37 PM

-When you decide to name your pet Django




Woah.... The other week I found out my dad wanted a dog.  Guess what I wanted to name it...


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on September 27, 2008, 01:05:56 AM
Having named our cat Bisha, I'm not sure what to think... Although, that was four or five years ago, at that time I wasn't obsessed with SW's yet. ;)
Although... I named the current kittens Yksi and Kaksi. But that was in cooperation with my sister, who's not SW obsessed.

-When instead of gushing over posters of Brad Pit or any other contemporary star you desperately wish there was a life size poster in existence you could hang on your bedroom wall of Franco Nero with his shirt off and a cowboy hat dragging a coffin across the sand... (and hopefully be a girl when hoping this exists lol)

Reminds me of how I wanted to put Clint Eastwood's head on my roommate's picture torn from a magazine. ;D

-When you find cowboy hats incredibly hot.

Hehe. I see a trend in my made up stories, of putting cowboy hats on the heads of characters who are not Western characters.


Another one!

- When you consider Back to the Future III the best one just because of its homages.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 27, 2008, 08:25:13 AM

Another one!

- When you consider Back to the Future III the best one just because of its homages.

 O0  O0  O0

for sure!!



Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 27, 2008, 08:27:37 AM
Woah.... The other week I found out my dad wanted a dog.  Guess what I wanted to name it...

psshhh not surprising from you at all, my good western fan comrad. Guess what FC wanted to name Jackie?

too bad she's a girl puppy... or else I would have definitely named her Django  O0


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: moviesceleton on September 27, 2008, 02:03:31 PM
psshhh not surprising from you at all, my good western fan comrad. Guess what FC wanted to name Jackie?

too bad she's a girl puppy... or else I would have definitely named her Django  O0
What about Jill?


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on September 27, 2008, 03:53:14 PM
What about Jill?

I thought the same. :D Why not Jill?


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 27, 2008, 04:57:09 PM
Jill's a fairly common name... no one would ask why i named my dog Jill, whereas if I named it Django.. they'd be like "Whoa! Cool name!!" and would probably think it was named after the musician.  :)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on September 28, 2008, 01:25:25 AM
and would probably think it was named after the musician.  :)

If they knew him. Well, Jackie sounds common, too... but finding a cool SW female name is really hard.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on September 28, 2008, 09:39:22 PM
If they knew him. Well, Jackie sounds common, too... but finding a cool SW female name is really hard.

I know! I was even thinking of Sartana for her... lol, but I can't help but think of Anthony Steffen in the series and it wasn't very femenine...  :)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Silenzio on September 28, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
You should have given her an ambiguous name like Pat, Alex, or Sam.

Then jumped all over people when they mistakenly called her "boy."


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on September 29, 2008, 12:14:54 AM
I know! I was even thinking of Sartana for her... lol, but I can't help but think of Anthony Steffen in the series and it wasn't very femenine...  :)

... and Sonny is taken. ;)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Jill on October 02, 2008, 07:45:32 AM
You think Jango Fett just stole Django's name.

You are happy because your longcoat-mania links your two obsessions, SW and Les Mis.

You have a huge Django poster on your closet door.

You wrote your thesis about Sergio Leone.

You think any SW hero would kick Chuck Norris' ass.

You watch all movies of Gian Maria Volonté, just because you fell in love with a certain weed-addict character of his. Although I'm now in love with another character, forgive me, GMV. *hugs said bandit*

You quote Clint all the time.



Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on October 02, 2008, 10:58:49 AM
You wrote your thesis about Sergio Leone.

 O0


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Ramon on October 12, 2008, 03:18:32 AM

Whenever someone says the word 'however' to you  in conversation you immediately respond with 'however'.

Whenever anyone says 'its a small world' you respond with 'and very very bad'

When you enjoy the sound of the incessently squeaking door at work becomes of it reminds you of Cattle Corner and everyone else in the office finds it infuriating.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: The Firecracker on November 19, 2008, 12:56:37 AM
you could hang on your bedroom wall of Franco Nero with his shirt off and a cowboy hat dragging a coffin across the sand... (and hopefully be a girl when hoping this exists lol)


I tried looking for one of those me self :(


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: manuel on April 16, 2009, 05:51:03 PM
I'd say you are obsessed when you enjoy seeing women mistreated. Or have over 300.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on April 26, 2009, 11:25:34 AM
I'd say you are obsessed when you enjoy seeing women mistreated. Or have over 300.

Nah... if you enjoy seeing women mistreated in westerns it's because you're nostalgic to a time when "women got what they deserved" and you're presently miserable at the fact that such methods of coping with the female sex have become outlawed... it has nothing to do with being obssessed with westerns

the second part is true, though... do you have 300 westerns???


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on April 26, 2009, 01:04:33 PM
Ah, thanks for replying to it, Sonny. It must be wrong, because what would I be doing here otherwise?


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on April 26, 2009, 11:58:05 PM
Ah, thanks for replying to it, Sonny. It must be wrong, because what would I be doing here otherwise?

exactly

 O0  O0



Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Tuco the ugly on April 27, 2009, 03:13:10 AM
Sonny, you old feminist gal you, where have you been all this time?

Hope the battle goes well on the Southern front.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Sonny on April 27, 2009, 06:44:46 PM
Sonny, you old feminist gal you, where have you been all this time?

Hope the battle goes well on the Southern front.

 ;D well.. first of all, it doesn't make me a feminist to say that the whole point of the enjoyment of any western is not because of the way women are treated. I'm no feminist, nor am I a believer in male superiority... let's just say each sex has its own special functions.

And yes, I've missed the forum, I just finished my semester (six classes that kept me busy since January) but now I have more time to devote to the wonderful world of online discussions  :) feels good to be back.





Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: sargatanas on May 19, 2010, 09:14:42 PM
when a bug passes by me i crush it w/ my fist

i  to fix a hole.  i had a 40 pound bag of  cement.  i take my shovel and whack the cement bag ala' tuco opening one of the bags of gold coins


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Cusser on May 19, 2010, 09:42:15 PM
I had a 40 pound bag of  cement.  i take my shovel and whack the cement bag ala' tuco opening one of the bags of gold coins

Yep, just did this again last week myself.  And not the first time either.  And with a square shovel.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: drinkanddestroy on March 08, 2011, 02:34:04 AM
... when you pinch the asses of random women and say "make believe it's nothing"   ;)


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: El Gorila on May 09, 2011, 03:52:45 PM
When you drive past a graveyard and feel compelled to run in circles through the graves looking for Arch Stanton. ( while Ecstasy of Gold plays in your head !)
When someone takes too long to take a photo of you, and you feel the need to say,( When your gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk !)
When you refer to any woman as "a fresh young whore in the territory."
When you start any sentence with,"There are two kinds of people in this world my friend...." ;D


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: moviesceleton on May 09, 2011, 11:05:39 PM
When you drive past a graveyard and feel compelled to run in circles through the graves looking for Arch Stanton. ( while Ecstasy of Gold plays in your head !)
When you start any sentence with,"There are two kinds of people in this world my friend...." ;D
Been there...


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: stanton on May 10, 2011, 05:34:36 AM
When you drive past a graveyard and feel compelled to run in circles through the graves looking for Arch Stanton.

No need to look, I'm still alive ...


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: drinkanddestroy on May 10, 2011, 11:05:27 AM
No need to look, I'm still alive ...

... but what about your anonymous neighbor?


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Senza on February 25, 2013, 08:44:52 PM
When you enter a house by crashing in through the window with a drumstick in your hand.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: Senza on February 25, 2013, 08:45:22 PM
and when you want to leave that house.


Title: Re: You Know You Are Obsessed With SWs When...
Post by: marmota-b on April 12, 2013, 03:19:14 PM
You are happy because your longcoat-mania links your two obsessions, SW and Les Mis.

And you secretly enjoy the Tenth Doctor not just because of David Tennant, but also because of the coat.