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Films of Sergio Leone => For a Few Dollars More => Topic started by: Father Groggy on September 02, 2009, 12:51:04 PM



Title: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Father Groggy on September 02, 2009, 12:51:04 PM
 :D  I have watched FAFDM many many times and never get tired of it.  But lately, I have been having strange thoughts.  Here are some deviations in the movie I would like to see.  These are in no particular order.

1.   I would have like to see the train at Tucumcari come to an emergency stop just a few feet further down the track.  Then I would like to see how Colonel Mortimer gets his horse off the train without that convenient ramp.

2.   After Manco throw the underwear down at Senior Ramirez saying "I don't wear them", we see him undressing in his room.  Underneath his pants, he is wearing nylons and a garter belt.

3.   I would like to have seen the Chinese guy show infinite patience changing direction.  Then I would like to see how many times Manco and Mortimer say "Take it to the station" and "Take it back" before something else happens.

4.   Indio to Cuchillio:   Whose knife is that?
      Cuchilio:  It's mine.
      Indio:  And it's not where it should be, is it?
      Cuchilio:  I didn't do it Indio.  I swear I didn't!
      Indio:  That's very difficult to prove now, isn't it?
      Cuchilio:  Hang on.  I'll go get my fingerprint kit and then...

      BANG!  Indio shoots him.

Is there anything you would like to add to list?  Or do you have any general comments?  Your alternate scene could be something comical or something totally serious like mine above.



Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Jordan Krug on September 02, 2009, 02:02:43 PM
Very funny!

another one: Manco infiltrating the gang.... "Just might turn you into the law" Indio: "Friend, that's exactly the answer that will get you shot" (everybody in the church opens fire) (luckily Manco is still wearing the steel vest from FOD and lives....)


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Dust Devil on September 02, 2009, 02:53:51 PM
But lately, I have been having strange thoughts.

Just don't go near the window...






























































...or Frisco.


And everything will be alright.


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Dirty Rat on September 02, 2009, 02:55:49 PM
Mortimer's match snapping and falling to the ground unlit when he strikes it on the hunchback.
He could pretend that he was just brushing away a fly or something


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: The Peacemaker on September 08, 2009, 01:44:35 PM
He could pretend that he was just brushing away a fly or something

"Excuse me sir, but it appears you have a fly on your shoulder."  -  LVC

"F*ck you."  -   KK

"Are we allowed to say that in 1965?"  -  LVC

"We are now"  -  KK

"I quit"  -  LVC


After Lee walked off the set, Leone was forced to replace him with Skip Homeier resulting in a box office failure of epic proportions.


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Dirty Rat on September 08, 2009, 02:15:56 PM
(http://www.dougmacaulay.com/kingspud/photos/shomeir.jpg)
Is you takin' the piss?


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Dirty Rat on September 16, 2009, 02:10:21 PM
What about it Mortimer let Guy Calloway get away and had a quick one in the bath tub with that prostitute instead?


Title: Re: Alternate Scenes I'd Like To See
Post by: Rubio on January 25, 2010, 05:24:23 AM
3.   I would like to have seen the Chinese guy show infinite patience changing direction.  Then I would like to see how many times Manco and Mortimer say "Take it to the station" and "Take it back" before something else happens.

Hahaha! I'm trying to imagine that scene going on for 5 minutes or longer...priceless.