Your worst film ever?

[Belkin]

Have to say, the worst film(s) I ever saw, was a double-bill back in the late 60's. The first one, and I swear this is true was called, BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA! And the second part of the bill was called, and again I swear this is true, JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEINS DAUGHTER!. DREADFUL SHLOCK! BOTH WERE DIRECTED BY A MAN CALLED  WILLIAM "ONE-SHOT" BEAUDINE! Ah, what sweet dreams they gave me. Yup, they don't make em like that anymore!

[KERMIT]

Have to say, the worst film(s) I ever saw, was a double-bill back in the late 60's. The first one, and I swear this is true was called, BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA! And the second part of the bill was called, and again I swear this is true, JESSE JAMES MEETS FRANKENSTEINS DAUGHTER!. DREADFUL SHLOCK! BOTH WERE DIRECTED BY A MAN CALLED  WILLIAM "ONE-SHOT" BEAUDINE! Ah, what sweet dreams they gave me. Yup, they don't make em like that anymore!

bill beaudine was famous for one take. cut ! print ! let's move on too the next scene people !
 i would venture to say "one-shot's" home movies exceeded his actual work.  his worst of the worst, in my book, would be "robot-monster".  here, we have an alien dressed up in a gorilla costume wearing a deep-sea diver's helmet who lives in a cave filled with bubbles floating around. i should think, at this point , kermit should "move on", and "get a life" !!!!
never-the-less so should have old "one-shot"  

BELKIN, i too have seen BILLY THE KID VS. DRACULA.
all i can say is be FORE-WARNED !  lol

[Tekker]

the worst films are the American Pie movies and all the other teenie-flicks....

[Belkin]

the worst films are the American Pie movies and all the other teenie-flicks....

From a mainstream studio.....MACKENNA'S GOLD (1969), without a doubt.

[Angel Eyes]

Any of the Lord of the Rings or Matrix films, what utter crap

[The Smoker]

How's about this one:

Independence Day = Huge pile of steaming elephant shite.

Mock voice
The thing i liked about Independence Day is even the aliens are apple mac download compatible. Please god.. lift me up out of this illusion.  

Roland Emmerich should not make movies he should dig ditches. Universal Soldier, Godzilla anyone? Goodnight


P.S. Godzilla was a 2 hour long ad for Kodak

[LINCOLNS GRANDFATHER]

Theres always more than one, Austin Powers 2 is up there with em anyway.


Any one else think the wild bunch is well over rated ?

[DJIMBO]

Me - its good but more groundbreaking than a truly great film, Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid is better IMO. and leone's middle four westerns - FAFDM, GBU and OUATITW are better.  

[hailclinteastwood]

yeah the wild bunch is overrated in my opinion bucth cassidy and the magnificant seven are way better. and so are eastwoods westerns

[Angel Eyes]

The Wild Bunch overated, never in  a million years, the best non Leone western of them all!

[Bill Carson]

  Amigos...! I LOVE THIS TOPIC!! nowadays it is so difficult to find good movies and I think I have probably seen more bad films than good. so many to list.... here goes!!!

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: THE MOVIE
TITANIC
VAN HELSING
THE FIFTH ELEMENT
PEARL HARBOUR
SPAWN
CHARLIE'S ANGELS
GONE WITH THE WIND
GODZILLA (1998, Emmerich)
THE THIN RED LINE
STREET FIGHTER (Van Damme)
PERFECT BLUE (Anime)
JACKIE BROWN
THE AVENGERS
POLICE ACADEMY (All 600 of them!)
BATMAN & ROBIN
THE 6TH DAY
DEEP IMPACT
MEN IN BLACK
THE FAST & THE FURIOUS
THE LION KING
SMOKEY & THE BANDIT
GREASE
HARRY POTTER (...and the whatever...)
CRYING FREEMAN: THE MOVIE
SUPER MARIO BROS


 .... ah, the list goes on and on. but above is the selection of celluloid waste that I wouldn't even line my cat's litter tray with. if anyone is angered or wishes to know why, just say so. it's all a laugh anyway eh?

[Film-Junkie Zach]

NATURAL BORN KILLERS
FOREST GUMP
CHARLIE'S ANGELS 2
LADDER 49
FAHRENHYPE 9/11(Not The 2004 Michael Moore Film, The Rebuttal)
FULL METAL JACKET
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE(remake)
THE GRUDGE
THE RING
THE MATRIX TRILOGY

[redyred]

What's wrong with Full Metal Jacket? (Agree with you on most of the others BTW).

[noodles_leone]

belkin, you've seen Billy the kid vs dracula!!!
when i saw a poster for this film this summer, i couldn't believe it was a real movie... but you've seen it! can you tell me more about that... thing?

[Film-Junkie Zach]

I hate FMJ because of the performances, how the film goes from the boot camp to Vietnam, and how the song "Going to the chapelle and Gunna get married" is in the film. I Hate any film that has that song.