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« : November 05, 2004, 02:12:30 PM »

For me, it has to be CAPTAIN APACHE! Daft plot, daft acting, daft main title song sung by.....MISTER LEE VAN CLEEF!


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« #1 : November 05, 2004, 02:57:43 PM »

God's Gun.

Actually, that or A Town Called Hell (aka. A Town Called Bastard). Really bad.

I'm sure others may say they enjoyed these. I actually enjoyed Captain Apache more than either of these though, as bad as it truly was. :)

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« #2 : November 05, 2004, 04:35:58 PM »

I hope I never see the worst spaghetti ever, lol. So far Captian Apache fits my personal worst.


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« #3 : November 05, 2004, 04:51:12 PM »

Another springs to mind.....BAD MAN'S RIVER (1971). The effing poster was better than the effing movie. On a par with the STEVE McQUEEN movie LE MANS as a bum numbing, pocket robbing piece of shi*e. I say that because I saw them as a double bill!


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« #4 : November 06, 2004, 04:31:51 AM »

I was gonna say Bad Mans River but Belkin just reminded me that lvc sung captain apache themetune...oh my god that film was bad  :P


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« #5 : November 06, 2004, 04:52:50 AM »

For me, it has to be CAPTAIN APACHE! Daft plot, daft acting, daft main title song sung by.....MISTER LEE VAN CLEEF!
That last sentence really makes me wanna see it. :)


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« #6 : November 06, 2004, 05:41:59 AM »

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That last sentence really makes me wanna see it.  


Well don't say we didn't warn you, lol.


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« #7 : November 06, 2004, 05:47:21 AM »

Sartana In The Valley Of Death.


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« #8 : November 10, 2004, 11:04:10 PM »

The Third Sabata Flick with Yul Bryner. I can't remember the name. It was so terrible. Yul... I Love You Man, but The outfit you wear was so gay.


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« #9 : January 28, 2005, 08:22:04 PM »

  True, Brynner's outfit was a little odd with those bellbottoms, but Indio Black had a really good score.  And as usual it was good to see some familiar locations.

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« #10 : January 29, 2005, 04:08:56 AM »

Keoma
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« #11 : January 29, 2005, 09:00:47 AM »

A Few Dollars For Django

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« #12 : January 31, 2005, 02:39:18 PM »

Cry, Onion!

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I can see producers board meeting right now.  ::)


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« #13 : February 02, 2005, 03:29:42 PM »

Saw a really terrible one called Stranger in Sacramento. It was from 1965, so pretty early. It's one of those films that makes you wonder why, out of all the cast and crew, not one person just turned round and said, "Hang on, can't anyone else see this is complete shit?"  ;)


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« #14 : February 02, 2005, 03:31:15 PM »

ooh, censoring, didn't expect that...

Also, I'd say my least favourite of the well known or "classic" spaghettis is Keoma.


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