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iamboredofLeone
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« : February 19, 2005, 01:40:22 PM »

Frank originally said "People scare easier when they're dyin of boredom watchin this awful film." But Leone accidently cut off the end of the film reel with toenail clippers.

It's obvious that Henry Fonda's wearing a skirt in the final shootout!

Mortimer's train was made out of 85% recycled bean tins.

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« #1 : February 22, 2005, 01:07:28 PM »

.......You need a Job......

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« #2 : February 25, 2005, 04:35:37 PM »

Or a hobby?

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« #3 : March 10, 2005, 02:50:05 PM »

I would have said a life.

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« #4 : March 10, 2005, 05:01:45 PM »

I think his biggest mistake was being born.

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« #5 : March 13, 2005, 09:08:30 PM »

Well, you know humor.  And you can joke.  All the way up to 2. 

You should have stopped after the second joke.  Your last line, "Mortimer's train was made out of 85% recycled bean tins." wasn't funny.  The first two were good, but you blew it with the third. 

A good humorist knows when to stop.

 

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