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« Reply #60 on: May 20, 2006, 06:56:13 AM »

Well, these fake titles honestly aren't any more bizarre than some of the real ones.  According to Fistful of Westerns, there are Spaghettis entitled:

I'll Sell My Skin Dearly (1968)
Fighters from Ave Maria (1970)
If One is Born a Swine (1972)
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And They Smelled the Strange, Exciting, Dangerous Scent of Dollars (1973)

And these ones are just from Spartaco Conversi's page! Shocked

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« Reply #61 on: May 20, 2006, 02:31:23 PM »

And They Smelled the Strange, Exciting, Dangerous

Now thats a must find!!  What a great name!

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« Reply #62 on: May 20, 2006, 03:01:19 PM »

there is a Miles Deem spaghetti western called...

"Stranger that kneels beside the shadow of a corpse"


very surreal...

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« Reply #63 on: May 20, 2006, 05:20:45 PM »

And of course I forgot my personal favorite: "Samson and the Treasure of the Incas"!  I would pay good money to see that, preferably MST3K-style, but if not, I could probably make fun of it myself.

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« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2006, 09:37:03 AM »

One of my favorite SW names is...one of the USA names for "Ben and Charlie"........
The Humpty Dumpty Gang..it's sooo cute Cheesy

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« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2006, 05:12:09 PM »

Do they get to fight the Apple Dumpling Gang?

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« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2006, 10:16:46 PM »

Do they get to fight the Apple Dumpling Gang?

That'd be great...& the winner takes on the Over The Hill Gang.

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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2006, 05:04:38 PM »

And then the Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (not that they'd be hard to beat).

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« Reply #68 on: July 29, 2006, 11:32:10 AM »

Django Shoots the Holy Ghost, directed by Lucio Fulci in 1972. Starring Jose Holupi, Rod Steiger, and Herbert Fux. I didn't have to rack my brain too hard to come up with a plot: Django vs. the catholic church . . . sounds like a classic.

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« Reply #69 on: July 29, 2006, 11:41:11 AM »

Django Shoots the Holy Ghost, directed by Lucio Fulci in 1972. Starring Jose Holupi, Rod Steiger, and Herbert Fux. I didn't have to rack my brain too hard to come up with a plot: Django vs. the catholic church . . . sounds like a classic.


You forgot about the classic spaghetti made in 1967:

" Kill and Pray: A Catholic Odyssey "

starring Clint Eastwood as the man with no religion
      and Gabriele Ferzetti as the pope

Movie Tagline:  Clint Eastwood is the man with no religion, and he's out to raise hell for his ultimate opponent...the pope!

This film not only took a swing at the Catholic church but the Aetheists as well, the scientologists, and every other major religion in the world. The film was shown once and then it was cast into the sea. This is a spaghetti western that devoted fans of the genre are desperate to find, it is located in the Mediterranean Sea 5 miles off the coast of Italy. It's value is approximately 1/2 cent.

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« Reply #70 on: July 29, 2006, 11:26:12 PM »

I didn't have to rack my brain too hard to come up with a plot: Django vs. the catholic church . . . sounds like a classic.



Oh really? Thats it? I thought he was going to go up against the sw character "Holy Ghost" (aka Harold) played by Gianni Garko.

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« Reply #71 on: July 30, 2006, 04:47:00 PM »


Oh really? Thats it? I thought he was going to go up against the sw character "Holy Ghost" (aka Harold) played by Gianni Garko.

Two men fighting? Old hat. One man fighting Roman-Catholicism would be something everybody could enjoy. Especially the climactic duel Django would have with the pope at the end (one that could compare to GBU's showdown [under the inspired direction of me of course . . .  Wink]).

Anyways, by the end of the duel the pope will have ben shot three times in his liver (rupturing it [and the popes hat will have been shot off of course]), but instead of waiting for ten minutes for the Pope to die, Django would stab him through the chest with a cross. And the last line of the film would be:































"Django RULES!"









Now, THAT is a classic.

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« Reply #72 on: July 30, 2006, 06:23:25 PM »

the climactic duel Django would have with the pope at the end (one that could compare to GBU's showdown


I thought two men fighting was too "old hat"? Wink

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« Reply #73 on: July 30, 2006, 09:05:33 PM »

Dammit, Firecracker, quit finding things wrong with all of my posts.  Grin

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« Reply #74 on: July 30, 2006, 09:40:44 PM »

 Cheesy

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