Create Your Own Spaghetti Western

[redyred]

A Man Kills Softly - Alberto Cardone, 1970. Soundtrack by the Fugees.

[grandpa_chum]

Sergio Sollima's The Unholy And The Hand Of The Devil(1972) starring Jack palance, Gregg Palmer, and Tomas Blanco... All I know is that Palance stars as a mean son of a bitch who's quicker than any mear mortal and his right hand, his shooting hand, is burnt to a crisp, possibly always wearing a glove over it... is he the devil incarnate? who knows?

[redyred]

Seven hours for One Silver Dollar, Luigi Bazzoni, 1970. Starring Dan van Husen, Elsa Martinelli and Walter Rilla. No comment.

[Marco Leone]

Well, with Martinelli in it, I'd watch it 

[Marco Leone]

I've added another set of variants to the Spaghetti Western Generator at the "Fun" section of http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/spaghettiwesterns .

 

[Groggy]

I got a good one earlier . . . "A Woman Vs. Dynamite" (1964), by Lucio Fulci, with Linda Sini (guess she's the woman), Guido Collobrigida, and Dominique Dare.  I also got one with two Mark Damon's though.

[grandpa_chum]

with news of new variants i had to try it at least a couple times...

Lucio Fulci's Halleluyah for Bullets(1969) Starring Jason Robards, Joseph Egger, and Elsa Martinelli... bullet filled story with Jason Robards as a vengeful priest out to kill sinners, with Joseph Egger reprising his undertaker role from FOD.

Carlo Lizzani's A Bastard Kills The Golden Sherriff(1972) Starring Sergio Tardioli, Norma Bengell, and Gerard Herter... who knows

[HEX]

"THE GRAND JACKASS"
no...
no good as a title?


oh wait.... as in homage to all those wonderfully weird titles for spags like "IAM SARTANA, TRADE YOURE PISTOL FOR A COFFIN". and "BETWEEN GOD THE DEVIL AND WINCHESTER".


how about a title like

"ITS MIDNIGHT IN MONTANA AND I CANT GET MY PRICK OUT OF THIS COW!"
(compliments to GEORGE CARLIN. )

[Franks Harmonica]

Adios Amigo, The Return Of Kane.(1967)
d Duccio Tessari
Starring Guliano Gemma as Kane, The former Civil War Union officer with blood on his hands and a hatred for the former Confederacy who burned and killed his family. He still wears his tattered uniform and strikes with brute force leaving his bloody K wherever he goes. also starring Anthony Steffen as an ex-Confederate officer who is now a blacksmith and is his equal match.

The Day of Blood and Coffins.(1968)
d  Antonio Margeretti
Starring Gianni Garko as the leader of the outlaws who were to slaughter the 8 priests on that fateful day of December 10. 1873 that would later be known as The Day of Blood and Coffins.
Also starring Robert Woods and Sean Todd.

Johnny Omelet and the Scrambled West.(1969)
d Mark Bavaro
A man wakes up in the desert without a memory of who he is, where he is, or why there are 4 dead horses and 2 dead pigs laying beside him. Starring Klaus Kinski as Johnny the man with the scrambled brain and Richard Harrison as his ex mate who smashes a frying pan over Johnny's head.

The Whore and The Beast (1971)
d Fernando Di Leo
Starring Lon Chaney Jr. as the hunchback owner of a Brothel in the middle of the desert and his sister Ethel (Barbara Bouchet) who is the beautiful but deadly whore, who crushes men with her thighs, then gouges out their eyes.
They dump their bodies in the old dried out well and sell the horses to outer towns.

Father Shambo and the Bloody Son (1973)
d Lucio Fulci
Jason Robards returns as the Vengeful Priest Shambo who returns from the dead on the December 10th, The Day of Blood!
To continue his killing spree in the land of sinners, Shambo recruits a Navajo Boy whose father was killed during the March of Tears from New Mexico to Arizona.
Using poisonous fry bread as their weapon to wipe out all sinners Shambo and the boy kill over 423 men and 2 women on their bloody rampage!
Starring Joseph Eggar as the Undertaker and also starring Yul Brynner in 4 roles including the Navajo boy's father and the colonel who leads the march of tears, also plays the two women roles, wearing a blonde wig and playing Rose, also -wearing dark pigtails as a crying Navajo woman!

[boardwalk_angel]

Tall Women Of Danger Pass (1968)
Directed by Ettore Fizarotti
Starring Fernando Sancho..Lorella De Luca ..Lucretia Love

On the Third Day Pray For The Stupid (1966)
Directed by Nando Cicero
Starring Ivano Staccioli ..Bud Spencer ..Lionel Stander

[boardwalk_angel]

The Taste Of A Horse (1968)

Directed by Tomas Valerii
Starring Alberto Dell'Acqua
Roberto Camardiel
Alberto de Mendoza

The story of some really hungry (or really lonely) weird guys in a grubby little town.

[Marco Leone]

Sounds like a quality film Angel but I'm not sure how they could draw a film out for 90 minutes hehe.

[Amaze]

The Unholy Pray For The Hand of the Devil(1971)
directed by Maurizio Lucudi
starring Sonja Jeannine
Donald Pleasence
Milo Quesada

[boardwalk_angel]

The Unholy Pray For The Hand of the Devil(1971)
directed by Maurizio Lucudi
starring Sonja Jeannine
Donald Pleasence
Milo Quesada

Wow...I wanna see this!!!!!!!!
translates into Il Non Santi Pregano Per La Mano Del Diavolo

[Amaze]

hehe, yea I wouldn't mind seeing it as well