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« on: October 24, 2005, 04:04:56 PM »

If Catherine Zeta-Jones married Tommy Lee Jones........she could be
Catherine Zeta-Jones-Jones

If Sarita Monteil (Vera Cruz ) had married Joe DaRita (Three Stooges )...she could have been --->Sarita DaRita.

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« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2005, 05:57:06 AM »

If Lee Remick had married Lee Van Cleef..she could have been
Lee Van Cleef

If Emma Thompson (Angels in America...Howards End...etc.) had met & married Giuliano Gemma (A Pistol For Ringo...among others), she could have been
Emma Gemma
 

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« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2005, 02:32:01 PM »

If Penelope Cruz had married Tom Cruise, she would be Penelope Cruise.

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« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2005, 04:19:41 PM »

If Lee Remick had married Lee Van Cleef..she could have been
Lee Van Cleef


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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2005, 11:57:03 AM »

  "Nice to meet you.  My name is Lee Van Cleef. Oh, and this is my wife, Lee Van Cleef."

  Sounds good to me.

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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2005, 09:45:07 PM »

Imagine if Welsh actress Gemma Jones[/b] (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets) had accepted a marriage proposal from Giuliano Gemma........ Roll Eyes

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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2005, 06:01:05 AM »

This one's not mine..but I'll shamelessly rip off a good one......... Grin

If Ida Lupino married Hawaiian pop singer Don Ho (Tiny Bubbles) she'd be Ida Ho.

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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2005, 05:22:49 PM »

I took a girl named Rebe to the Homecoming dance this year.   Since my last name is Beeby there were some great gags at the dinner before with friends.

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« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2005, 08:06:35 AM »

I took a girl named Rebe to the Homecoming dance this year.   Since my last name is Beeby there were some great gags at the dinner before with friends.

he he.......Rebe Beeby  Grin

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« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2005, 05:31:16 PM »

Whoopie Goldberg and Peter Cushing. (sorry)

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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 02:46:07 PM »

Whoopie Goldberg and Peter Cushing. (sorry)

Good one! You dont have to apologize Wink

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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2006, 08:35:12 AM »

Whoopie Goldberg and Peter Cushing. (sorry)

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« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2006, 11:07:38 AM »

 

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« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2006, 05:15:37 PM »

You're going to give me nightmares now, Boardwalk Angel!  Shocked

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« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2006, 06:15:33 PM »

This doesnt really work but...

If Woody Allen Married Woody Strode(if it were legal)...his name would be Woody Strode.

or vice versa...depending on who wants to be the butch Roll Eyes


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