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« on: July 14, 2006, 12:42:15 AM »

Now you listen to me Thomas Weisser (if that is indeed your real name), momma didnt raise no fool! It is obvious to us spaghetti fanatics that you did not even watch most of the spaghetti westerns you write about in your book (spaghetti westerns: the good the bad and the violent).

and if you did not watch the films, what right do you have to review them? Why did you make up entire plot points, and sometimes whole stories, to make up for your lack of knowledge on a particular film?
what kind of up bringing did you have when you have the gall to swindle customers (such as myself and others) into buying your over priced rubbish full of lies?
You are a dirty old man! you traveling willbury!you toucan faced wozzock! you...you...TURD PULLER!

did you think we would not find out!? did you think we would not look into this!?

Oh Contrare my good sir! oh Contrare!

you thought you could pull the wool over our eyes with all of your lies but you were incorrect in your assumption!
you see...WE ARE TOTAL GEEKS who enjoy watching trashy films like "No Room to Die". We enjoy spending money on  films like "Forewarned and half killed, the word of the Holy Ghost" rather than spending money on something we need.

We have found your little scheme out.

and now, during the course of many months, I will list all of your mistakes from your book(from the films  I have seen) and you will feel ashamed. you shameful shameful man you!

I will kick start this tomorrow!



AVAST MATEY, DAR BE SPOILERS AHEAD! (last warning).

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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2006, 12:46:17 AM »

As Ryan said in DRAH: " Revenge is a dish best served cold. "

Never read Weisser's book so I can't join the Crusade, besides I've already enlisted in Groggy's if they remake a Leone, Peckinpah, or Lean film.  Grin

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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2006, 12:50:50 AM »

As Ryan said in DRAH: " Revenge is a dish best served cold. "

Never read Weisser's book so I can't join the Crusade

its ok. apart from me I think Banjo is the only other member here who actually owns the damn book. Its a really handy tool to have but it's rather insulting the way weisser just flat out lies about things in it.

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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2006, 12:54:53 AM »

As Ryan said in DRAH: " Revenge is a dish best served cold. "


I like the slogan on the American poster of DRAH...

"This is Revenge...and theirs nothing sweet about it!"

Thats fucking cool! Cool

They dont make posters like they used to...

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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2006, 12:59:43 AM »

I like the slogan on the American poster of DRAH...

"This is Revenge...and theirs nothing sweet about it!"

Thats fucking cool! Cool

They dont make posters like they used to...

That is an awesome poster tagline.

It's true that they don't make posters like they use to...but they also don't make movies like they use to. 

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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2006, 01:02:37 AM »



It's true that they don't make posters like they use to...but they also don't make movies like they use to. 

yeah every action film today always has to have MTV style editing in order for it to hit theatres. Unlike spags which ran rather sloppy but they were always charming.
But enough good films come out each year for me to head to the theatre every now and again.

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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2006, 05:10:50 PM »

Just wanted to bring this topic back up before it slinks off the main board. I'm curious to see what Firecracker has to say to Mr. Weisser who, from what I've heard, is every SW fan's nightmare.

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2006, 03:13:22 AM »

Just wanted to bring this topic back up before it slinks off the main board. I'm curious to see what Firecracker has to say to Mr. Weisser who, from what I've heard, is every SW fan's nightmare.

sorry Peacemaker, I just got home and its almost 5:00 am and I'm dead tired.

I'll get on this tomorrow.

everytime I 'm out this late I always think back to the film "Face in the crowd". I believe one of the lines is "you see the people out on the street at 4 o clock in the morning? these are the people who are in trouble"

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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2006, 06:06:50 AM »

"Forewarned and half killed, the word of the Holy Ghost" rather than spending money on something we need.
Isn't that the Holy Ghost film that Weissers describes but doesn't actually exist?

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« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2006, 12:30:47 PM »

Isn't that the Holy Ghost film that Weissers describes but doesn't actually exist?

Did he also review the two spagehttis I found; A Mule for the Colonel and Two Bullets to the Head?    Grin

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« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2006, 12:57:03 PM »

Isn't that the Holy Ghost film that Weissers describes but doesn't actually exist?


yes but curiously enough that is an alternate title to the first "Holy Ghost" movie. But weisser put it down as the sequels title.
It's apparent he was lying about Garko being in the second Holy Ghost film however there are two unofficial sequels made by another director.

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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2006, 12:57:51 PM »

Did he also review the two spagehttis I found; A Mule for the Colonel and Two Bullets to the Head?    Grin
yeah Ive seen those titles so I'm sure their in there.

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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2006, 01:40:31 PM »

its ok. apart from me I think Banjo is the only other member here who actually owns the damn book. Its a really handy tool to have but it's rather insulting the way weisser just flat out lies about things in it.

I've got it.  Its not a great read, but is good for pics!   Cheesy

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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2006, 01:48:35 PM »

I've got it.  Its not a great read, but is good for pics!   Cheesy

The Leone bio is the complete opposite. Something to do with Death is a great read but has very few pictures, most of which we've already seen. But there is one very amusing photo in there that shows a young ( early 20s ), timid Sergio with Sophia Loren sitting on his lap.

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« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2006, 02:17:10 PM »

I've got it.  Its not a great read, but is good for pics!   Cheesy

not my copy. All the pics on mine are in dodgy black and white.
I got the crappier re-issue copy I suppose.

I need to get around to doing the list here but I'm very busy today.

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