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« : September 18, 2006, 03:14:26 PM »

I was laying awake in bed last night as you do thinking about films in general as you do once the nearest and dearest is asleep and I started thinking about all the great movies over the years and how you could ruin them just by putting the totally wrong actor or actresses in the lead role.
So hears my pitch hope you get some laughs as you think about how these guys act and how they would destroy the roles and think up some others.

1. Ghandi   Arnold Swartzenegger
2. Saturday night Fever  John Wayne
3. Paint your wagon  Clint Eastwood
4. The Godfather  Danny De Vito
5. Die Hard  Jim Carey
6. Braveheart  Sylvester Stallone




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« #1 : September 18, 2006, 03:54:30 PM »

3. Paint your wagon  Clint Eastwood

lol.Ok heres one:

Rocky: Al Pacino

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« #2 : September 18, 2006, 06:03:22 PM »

haha, good one kurugen


lock, stock and two smoking barrels - woody allen
brokeback mountain - jack nicholson (havent seen the  movie, just imagining comedy of it)
silence of the lambs - ellen degeneres
bad boys - christopher walken and chris farley
pirates of the carribean - Ben Stiller


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« #3 : September 18, 2006, 06:13:58 PM »

haha, good one kurugen

bad boys - christopher walken and chris farley

thanks but i would rather see your version of Bad Boys than the one i saw.

Heres another one

Wizard of Oz:Robin Williams(just him playing all the characters in the movie)

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« #4 : September 18, 2006, 08:47:33 PM »

Wizard of Oz:Robin Williams(just him playing all the characters in the movie)

Don't let him see that idea, or he might make it.  ::)

He would also produce, direct, and distribute the film, since nobody else would want to have anything to do with it.

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« #5 : September 18, 2006, 08:53:53 PM »

Don't let him see that idea, or he might make it.  ::)

He would also produce, direct, and distribute the film, since nobody else would want to have anything to do with it.


despite Williams going a tad overboard every now and again...what's wrong with him? I like him.




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« #6 : September 18, 2006, 08:59:05 PM »


despite Williams going a tad overboard every now and again...what's wrong with him? I like him.

What's wrong with him? Nothing, really. His comedy is 100,000,000 times more enjoyable than the comedy most of the people in my class love (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)

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« #7 : September 18, 2006, 09:04:30 PM »

His comedy is 100,000,000 times more enjoyable than the comedy most of the people in my class love (Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo)


what do they like to play?




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« #8 : September 19, 2006, 08:40:07 AM »

3. Paint your wagon  Clint Eastwood
Er pardon me,but didn't Eastwood appear in Paint Your Wagon for real where he "talked to the trees" or something? ::)

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« #9 : September 19, 2006, 03:33:09 PM »

HA HA HA (mad laughter I wondered if you would spot that one) Poor old Clint made a howler taking on this role, he should have stuck to shooting people as his singing voice does not hit the mark and just watching it makes you cringe.


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« #10 : September 19, 2006, 05:24:41 PM »

allright i got one:

Taxi Driver:Keanu Reeves (wouldnt that be even more trippier? :o)

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« #11 : September 19, 2006, 05:33:46 PM »


what do they like to play?

Pokemon!


As for another one:

A remake of rashomon, with the aging Sly Stallone in Toshiro's role.

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« #12 : September 19, 2006, 08:27:00 PM »

Pokemon!




POKEMAN!!!!!????


but seriously...Eastwood is not that bad of a singer, at least not in "Paint your Wagon".




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« #13 : September 20, 2006, 12:18:45 PM »

I agree he's not that bad a singer but after his first run of action movies up till paint your wagon the wrench at seeing him in this type of film is just to much for mortal man to comprehend.
Its like sitting down to watch Dirty Harry and half way through Harry bursts into song, say in the bank heist scene and giving us Singing in the Rain after the car knocks over the fire hydrant.
One thing that does excite me about comedy actors. is when they switch over to playing real nasty parts, it works so well, Robin Williams is great as a creepy guy as well as a little known UK tv actor called Matthew Kelly.
They are already mad with the comedy so playing physcio killers makes that maddness really work in serious parts 


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« #14 : September 20, 2006, 12:22:36 PM »

Yeah Willaims is truly gifted as an actor. He plays villains with nasty glee.

Perhaps his character in "one hour photo" can't be called a "villain" but more of a disturbed person.




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