1) Because this explanation works so perfectly both from a logical standpoint and a mythological one that I don't see how anyone would try to look further.2) Because any other explanation is flawed.3) Because any other explanation is boring.4) Novecento is probably right anyway.
So what? FAFDM is still probably my favorite movie of all-time
It's like someone insisting...
... that there is also no point asking why no-one sees people approaching before they appear from the edge of the screen.
One more thing they shoulda done differently...
Wait.. what were the other things they shoulda done differently?
“My Kingdom” (song). Future Sound of London 1996 single featuring a sample of the pan flute from "Cockeye’s Song."