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« #15 : August 20, 2007, 09:20:25 PM »

Uh, Tuco's brother, Father Ramirez, could probably read. It doesn't matter that Tuco is Mexican, it has more to do with his level of education. His brother chose a path that provided him with reading skills, Tuco chose a profession/life-style where such a thing was unnecessary.

They speak good english though. :D

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« #16 : August 29, 2007, 12:12:46 PM »

"Un... unk... unk... there is no name on it!"

I love when Tuco has problems with reading... it seems he doens't know all letters, just a few...  ;D

Great! O0

And Leone had to show Tuco reading (even poorly), probably pretty unlikely for a Mexican then, but Tuco wouldn't have been able to pick out Arch Stanton's grave without that.  So Leone knew he had to show Tuco reading beforehand, part of his greatness and attention to detail.  Tuco would've seen his photo on the wanted poster, didn't need to read that.

Leone`s greatness! O0

Tuco knows to read just as much as he needed to.

Something similar is in the OUATW when Harmonica and Cheyeene talks and when Cheyeene explains that he know to count "all the way up to six" if he need to.

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« #17 : September 01, 2007, 05:14:48 PM »

Either "When you have to shoot-shoot, don't talk." or  "You see, there's two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. you dig."

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« #18 : September 05, 2007, 07:57:22 AM »

I guess that was Age and Scarpelli's main contribution.
Yeah this line was written by Age and Scarpelli. But that was the only line written by them. ;D

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« #19 : September 05, 2007, 03:09:05 PM »

i think its "do you know you have a face beatifull enough to be worth twotousand dollllarrs!!!!!!!!!!"

What about...."Let me go Blondie and I'll Pardon You"

or ......."Your the son of a thousand fathers , all bastards like you...and your mother..is best not to talk about her...""

or..."Blondie dont die, please dont die I'm your friend...please dont die"


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« #20 : September 05, 2007, 04:03:28 PM »

And, until titoli proves otherwise, all written by Mickey Knox!



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« #21 : September 05, 2007, 05:44:27 PM »

All translated and adapted by Mickey Knox!


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« #22 : September 05, 2007, 10:07:09 PM »

Still waiting for proof........



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« #23 : September 06, 2007, 05:36:39 AM »

What about...."Let me go Blondie and I'll Pardon You"

or ......."Your the son of a thousand fathers , all bastards like you...and your mother..is best not to talk about her...""

or..."Blondie dont die, please dont die I'm your friend...please dont die"


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And what about: "I`m an inoccent farmer...!"

                     or    "Do you want me to tell you where you can put it (when sherif showing Tuco his picture).

                     or     "One bastard goes in and two comes out".

I`m not sure, but I think I got it right.

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« #24 : September 09, 2007, 11:41:19 AM »

"Tsk, tsk, ......such ingratitude after all the times I've saved your life!"

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« #25 : September 09, 2007, 04:13:54 PM »

                     or     "One bastard goes in and two comes out".
I think it's "One bastard comes in, another bastard comes out"

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« #26 : September 15, 2007, 04:29:02 PM »

'You have parents Blondie?  A mother perhaps?  Not even a mother!


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« #27 : September 15, 2007, 08:48:54 PM »

 O0


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