Rate The Last Movie You Saw

[cigar joe]

Yeah, I wouldn't appeal to IMDB here. The movie's abject mediocrity should be sufficient.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one 

[dave jenkins]

Some have two. That's how Stanton is able to spew so much sh.t.

[drinkanddestroy]

 

Night Moves is shit. Deconstruct shit and it's still shit.

[cigar joe]

Night Moves is shit. Deconstruct shit and it's still shit.

The fuck it is, I didn't think all that much of it the first go round but you come to appreciate it when compared to other detective flicks produced in that same time period.

Here you go drink: http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/great-movie-night-moves-1975

[Groggy]

Indeed. You can appreciate its workmanlike use of clichés that every other movie detective movie employs.

[cigar joe]

Indeed. You can appreciate its workmanlike use of clichés that every other movie detective movie employs.

name 'em

[Groggy]

Detective whose personal life is crumbling due to his career? Rogue's gallery of two-bit, two-time losers? A central "accident" that's really a murder? Annoying supporting player who speaks in epigrams? The funky Price is Right-style score?

[drinkanddestroy]

Detective whose personal life is crumbling due to his career? Rogue's gallery of two-bit, two-time losers? A central "accident" that's really a murder? Annoying supporting player who speaks in epigrams? The funky Price is Right-style score?

Don't forget how every woman in the movie - young, old, and everywhere in between - basically walks up to the guy and spreads their legs and says PLEASE FUCK ME. Seems like a boy's fantasy, but had me rolling my eyes throughout. Is there a single female character whose goal in life isn't to fuck the detective?

[cigar joe]

Detective whose personal life is crumbling due to his career? Name the films?

Rogue's gallery of two-bit, two-time losers?

I can't get enough of these, this is what the genres all about.  The lower the bottom feeders the better, they are better than the Ferrari/Porsche driving,   
product placement loaded environment living douchebags

A central "accident" that's really a murder?

Again name all the films

Annoying supporting player who speaks in epigrams?

Didn't notice, who was this may I ask?

The funky Price is Right-style score?

Fuck- you mention the score, you never mention the score, 

[cigar joe]

Don't forget how every woman in the movie - young, old, and everywhere in between - basically walks up to the guy and spreads their legs and says PLEASE FUCK ME. Seems like a boy's fantasy, but had me rolling my eyes throughout. Is there a single female character whose goal in life isn't to fuck the detective?

If I remember right every unattached woman in it was to some degree sexually/emotionally fucked up, when you guys get on in years you'll see how many of these really fucked up babes there really are in the world. It's a question of time on the planet. It's a different world when you are unattached and in your twenties and hanging around with your peers. 

[drinkanddestroy]

If I remember right every unattached woman in it was to some degree sexually/emotionally fucked up, when you guys get on in years you'll see how many of these really fucked up babes there really are in the world. It's a question of time on the planet. It's a different world when you are unattached and in your twenties and hanging around with your peers. 

So you are saying that when I get old fat and bald there will be women dropping their pants like flies for me? Woohoo, I have something to look forward to   

[drinkanddestroy]

THE WILD NORTH (1952) 7/10

French Canada Snow Western

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[cigar joe]

So you are saying that when I get old fat and bald there will be women dropping their pants like flies for me? Woohoo, I have something to look forward to   

I'm saying there's a lot of desperate women out there, widows, divorcées, cougars, crazy bitches, remember they (women) outnumber the male pop. If I were you I'd be scared be very scared.   

[drinkanddestroy]

And btw cj, the women are not all unattached. The woman in Florida who tells Hackman the bullshit story about the shit-eating alligators and her nipples staying hard for half an hour, she is married. And Melanie Griffith has a boyfriend (James Woods) yet neither of them like keeping their clothes on when Hackman is around. Not the old movie starlet, not the teenager, not the wife. No one. Not even Hackman's wife who looks like a man in that awful 70's haircut.

[drinkanddestroy]

Now I am a baby-faced 31 and I actually need to buy a woman a drink before she fucks me. The last girl, it took three dates. My current girl, I have been on one date and not even a kiss. Prudes