Rate The Last Movie You Saw

[Jessica Rabbit]

A lady maybe wouldn't, but a dame certainly does.  

Edit: No, I haven't seen Perfect Friday yet.

[drinkanddestroy]

Note for drinkanddestroys it's bush free (mostly T&A) so you won't have to deal with your own neurosis.  
 

There are "A" bushes, too, if a woman doesn't wax there.

p.s. Believe it or not, there can be "T" bushes, too. The Irish girl I met on the night of the Super Bowl 3 years ago, pretty girl, but there was no way for me to know, until it was too late, that she had hair on her nipples. (Yes, she was a girl.) There was also no way for me to know, until it was too late, that her BJ's were painful. Painful.

I'm still traumatized 

[XhcnoirX]

Hell On Frisco Bay (1955): Ex-cop Alan Ladd is released after serving a 5-year stretch for a frame. He wants revenge and starts asking questions around the San Francisco docks, which are owned by mobster Edward G. Robinson. Good color noir but could've (should've) been better given all the talent in front of and behind the camera (also has Paul Stewart, William Demarest, Rod Taylor in an early role, director Frank Tuttle, DoP John F. Seitz, ...). 7/10

I found this online some time ago (on rarefilmm I believe), the source was taken from a TV broadcast, which removed the sides from the original CinemaScope version, as well as introduces some obvious dissolves to commercials. Hopefully at some point the original version will surface.

[dave jenkins]

There was also no way for me to know, until it was too late, that her BJ's were painful. Painful.

I'm still traumatized 

Always get them to remove their dentures first. 

[drinkanddestroy]

Always get them to remove their dentures first. 

Her hand jobs were painful, too. Should I have removed her hands first?

[dave jenkins]

Maybe have her use a callus remover? 

[XhcnoirX]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982): Hilarious homage to classic 40s noir (as well as other classics, I hadn't noticed the nod to 'Now, Voyager' until this rewatch for instance, I'm sure I'll pick up on more a next time), using clevery edited clips from movies like 'This Gun For Hire', 'Sorry, Wrong Number', 'The Killers' and many more. 8/10

The recently released UK blu-ray has great picture quality (Rachel Ward looks sensational in HD), also for the old clips. Only a trailer as extra tho, bummer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixAyGhUgr0E

[cigar joe]

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982): Hilarious homage to classic 40s noir (as well as other classics, I hadn't noticed the nod to 'Now, Voyager' until this rewatch for instance, I'm sure I'll pick up on more a next time), using clevery edited clips from movies like 'This Gun For Hire', 'Sorry, Wrong Number', 'The Killers' and many more. 8/10

The recently released UK blu-ray has great picture quality (Rachel Ward looks sensational in HD), also for the old clips. Only a trailer as extra tho, bummer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixAyGhUgr0E

Have you seen Pennies From Heaven, it's got some nice shots and homages Edward Hopper.

[XhcnoirX]

Have you seen Pennies From Heaven, it's got some nice shots and homages Edward Hopper.

Nope. Will add it to the list, thanks!

[cigar joe]

Nope. Will add it to the list, thanks!

Be forewarned, it's a musical but a very dark and noir-ish one.

[XhcnoirX]

Be forewarned, it's a musical but a very dark and noir-ish one.

The worst that can happen (for my neighbors) is if I end up singing along. Otherwise, there is always the 'mute' button 

[stanton]

The worst that can happen (for my neighbors) is if I end up singing along. Otherwise, there is always the 'mute' button 

Your neighbors can switch you to mute?

[XhcnoirX]

Your neighbors can switch you to mute?

 

[drinkanddestroy]

ACTION IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC (1943) 7/10

A movie about the Merchant Marine during World War II
An American tanker - with Captain Raymond Massey and First Mate Humphrey Bogart) is sunk by a German submarine; the survivors spend 11 days on a raft before they are rescued and receive a hero's welcome in New York. Till this point, the movie is pretty crappy; I even thought about turning it off. But then, the crew ships out again as part of a convoy of Allied ships, through U-boat-infested waters of the North Atlantic - and this becomes a good movie. The Massey/Bogart boat is eventually separated from the convoy, and has to match wits against a German submarine.

[noodles_leone]

Sherlock, season 4 - 8/10
Now we're talking.

Stoker - 3/10
3 points for the strong flashback sequence, 3 points for Kidman's great acting minus 3 points for her horedeous lips job that make her unwatchable. Apart from that, Park Chan-Wook confirms he doesn't know shit about this whole "filmmaking" thing. I don't get how the same guy made Old Boy at some point.