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« #30 : March 19, 2005, 03:55:27 PM »

Has anyone ever seen "Samson and the Treasure of the Incas"?  I must admit I haven't, but judging from what Frayling says about it in "Spaghetti Westerns", it sounds like it's an indescribably horrible film, worthy of being on "Mystery Science Theater 3000", even:

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Piero Pierotti's Samson and the Treasure of the Incas (1965), which must have one of the most bizarre plotlines in the history of narrative cinema, begins, simply enough, as the story of Sheriff Alamo's journey by stagecoach to Silver City, Nevada, bringing a suspected murderer to justice.  One of the stagecoach party - Jerry Damon, the real murderer - for some reason suddenly decides to set off in search of the famed treasure of the Incas, which is buried in the Pallidi mountains.  Meanwhile, the other members of the party are captrued by the Incas, who are on the hunt for victims to sacrifice to their Sun God . . . Samson turns up in the last reel and 'causes the temple of the Incas to collapse, rescuing his friends from a cruel fate'. (priceless Frayling line)  Samson and the Treasure of the Incas was not billed as a comedy. (Frayling, 92)



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« #31 : March 19, 2005, 04:57:54 PM »

Cleef in Blood Money could also be in the running, but if you really think about them again there still better than most of the sh*** out to watch nowadays!


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« #32 : March 20, 2005, 03:45:19 PM »

I really enjoyed Blood Money.  A stupid film, I guess, but a funny story idea and quite entertaining.  Oh for a map on ladies butts!


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« #33 : March 21, 2005, 10:02:29 AM »

I really enjoyed Blood Money.  A stupid film, I guess, but a funny story idea and quite entertaining.  Oh for a map on ladies butts!
Blood Money wasn't that bad. All in all a logical story and production values rather high. My impression of the last scene was that it was shot in Hongkong.

My candidates for worst: A Dollar Between the Teeth and Strange Tale of Minnesota Stinky .The latter is from Demofilo Fidani, worst director of Italy.  ;D

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« #34 : September 23, 2005, 09:11:06 AM »

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« #35 : September 23, 2005, 09:32:57 AM »

I'd say the worst I've seen is Il Bianco, Il Giallo, Il Negro (Samurai),
It's  very silly ...w/ Tomas Milian as 'Sakura' ...a farting Japanese pony...full of bad jokes...
It was intentionally played for laughs... much of it was improvised... w/ admittedly, some cute little  visual references to "Django"..."Companeros"..and "Red Sun", ....& some others, & it succeeded in being just awful.


   


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« #36 : September 25, 2005, 12:20:37 PM »

What I'd always been given to understand by the diehards was that there are a fair number of decent movies w/ "Django" in the title, and a fair number w/ "Sartana" in the title, but both names together is a rather bad sign. :)

I watched Django Against Sartana a few weeks back, and yes it was fairly bad  :D .

I'd say the worst I've seen is Il Bianco, Il Giallo, Il Negro (Samurai),
It's  very silly ...w/ Tomas Milian as 'Sakura' ...a farting Japanese pony...full of bad jokes...
It was intentionally played for laughs... much of it was improvised... w/ admittedly, some cute little  visual references to "Django"..."Companeros"..and "Red Sun", ....& some others, & it succeeded in being just awful.

Yikes, I purchased this one a few weeks back and have heard nothing but negative comments!  Should be one to enjoy then!  I am struggling to picture Milian as a Samurai!


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« #37 : November 25, 2005, 04:25:10 PM »

A new winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or loser...whatever. ???

Un Dollaro tra i denti a/k/a "A Dollar Between the Teeth"....also k/a "A Stranger in Town".

From 1967...starring Tony Anthony (bad...real bad) & Frank Wolf.
Lousy movie...dreadful score...it's like somebody gave director Luigi Vanzi about 50 bucks...a poncho & a machine gun & said..
"Ok...make a movie....make it up as you go along".


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« #38 : November 25, 2005, 05:48:20 PM »

I haven't seen that many, but A town called Hell is real shit and I couldn't sit through Django Kill either, maybe a different dubbed version would have been better

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« #39 : November 25, 2005, 11:38:26 PM »

A new winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Or loser...whatever. ???

Un Dollaro tra i denti a/k/a "A Dollar Between the Teeth"....also k/a "A Stranger in Town".

From 1967...starring Tony Anthony (bad...real bad) & Frank Wolf.
Lousy movie...dreadful score...it's like somebody gave director Luigi Vanzi about 50 bucks...a poncho & a machine gun & said..
"Ok...make a movie....make it up as you go along".




OUCH! i like STRANGER IN TOWN. no it is most certainly not the best of the bunch but it is way better then most of the spaghetti crap out there. yes it is a complete rip off of  A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS but so were many sw's at the time. A STRANGER IN TOWN is a highly entertaining sw. and the sequel(THE STRANGER RETURNS) is even better then its predecessor(which is a rare occurance indeed.)

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« #40 : November 26, 2005, 02:31:07 AM »

Well in my collection definately Gods Gun with the dreadful dubbing for LVC,most irritating music ever and appalling quality of my dvd!

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« #41 : November 26, 2005, 04:57:11 AM »

Mine would have to be a tie between Return Of Sabata and Nobody Is The Greatest.


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« #42 : November 26, 2005, 05:06:06 AM »

Just leave those two alone now,please!!
You really will have to rapidly expand your collection!!

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« #43 : November 26, 2005, 05:50:03 AM »

I know banjo, I know. I need to spit those two out like a bad taste in the night. I will expand my collection, oh I will and I know I'll have you breathing down my neck if I don't  ;D


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« #44 : November 26, 2005, 06:03:21 AM »

If those two are your worst,you really don't have too much to worry about at the moment!
But whatever you do,stay away from LVC after the Grand Duel except the Stranger and the Gunfighter if you like daft Kung Fu flicks plus a bit of nice female arse!

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