Guilty Pleasures

[Bill Carson]

   interesting... ok -

American Ninja
Commando
Streets of Fire
The Monster Squad
Pray for Death
No Retreat, No Surrender
The Garbage Pail Kids: The Movie
Judge Dredd
Waterworld
Revenge of the Ninja
American Shaolin
Death Warrant

... can't think of any others. I'll think of some more while I watch my old VHS copy of Bloodsport.  

[Two Kinds of ...]

Scanners
Several Goofy Kung Fu Movies
Tommy Boy
Destroy All Monsters

But really most of my flicks fit the CGF criteria.

[DJIMBO]

Under Siege

I know Seagal is a shit actor but its just cheesy its funny i love under siege and you gotta love the ponytail he sometimes has. so 80s  

[General Sibley]

Oooooooo, Seagal      Djimbo, that's hard to top.

I'll see your Seagal and raise you a Patrick Swayze - "Next of Kin", "Road House" and "Point Break" vintage.  If any of these show up on cable I can't resist.

"Next of Kin" was on yesterday morning and I never realized what a killer cast it had - Liam Neeson as the mouth-breathing brother out for vengeance, Bill Paxton as the young and stupid (and dead) brother, Helen Hunt as the wife and on and on....a young Ben Stiller's in it, Adam Baldwin, Paul Greco.  Hillbillies vs. the Chicago Mob, what's not to love ?  Swayze has a magnificent mullet to boot.

[DJIMBO]

ooohh i dont know if i can top Swayze  :

Dirty Dancing\-

"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"

Ghost -

Demi Moore: "I love you"
To which Swayze replied: "Ditto"

jeez, general we're really delving into the cheese now!!

[General Sibley]

Ghost -

Demi Moore: "I love you"
To which Swayze replied: "Ditto"

Swayze is the King of Cool - he must have improvised that    

[grandpa_chum]

Now that you mention it... Seagal is my guilty pleasure... hard to kill... under siege... On Deadly Ground... Above the law... not saying they are great movies... but i love watching them once in a while... they're great... he reminds me a lot of Eastwood MWNN stuff.

[grandpa_chum]

scratch that... hard to kill is a good movie... guilty pleasure or not.

And for those of you that thought Under Siege was hilarious... you should check out belly of the beast... he's so fat and old and the story line is like something out of a third graders kung fu backyard brawl

[General Sibley]

Seagal single-handedly takes on the Chicago Mob in Hard to Kill doesn't he?  

I guess that makes Seagal much cooler than Swayze - Swayze had to call in all his kinfolk to help take on the Chicago Mob.

I think a must condition for guilty pleasures has to be a Lone Wolf ( someone say they like Chuck Norris, I'll kill ya) taking on The Man.

[grandpa_chum]

yes he does... and he succeeds... easily... I LOVE seagal movies... specially hard to kill... which has the two best action movie One-liners in movie history...

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank"

and

after shoving half a cue stick into a guys thoat and having a flashback to this guy killing his wife...

"This is for my wife, Now fuck you and die!" WAM breaks the guys neck with a swift Kick to the noggin.

Man i feel SOOOOO guilty right now!

[Blueberry]

Predator
Hellraiser 1, 2 (2 is quite bad...)
Face Off
xXx (man, that's just...)

[DJIMBO]

you just gotta love seagal, i know mcbain in the simpsons is sposed 2 be arnie but take away the german accent add a ponytail and youve got seagal

[JJ_Snakes]

"The A-Team" TV series. The best TV series probably ever, nothing beats 'em, at least in it's genre. "McGyver" stays looooooong way behind.

[KERMIT]

streets of fire
wrestling woman vs. el santo
erraserhead
el topo
three stooges : have rocket , will travel
the st. valentines day massacre/ anything by corman
general sibley
plan 9 from outer space
roustabout {dilogue : ELVIS to barbara stanwick
                    this ain't nothin' but a run down circus.
                    B/S    mr. this is a  CARNIVAL !!!
bring me the head of alfredo garcia
return of sabata
the night evelyn came out of the grave
the hustler
the day the earth stood still { micheal rennie ultra kool }
polyester
don't look back or anything shot by d.a. pennebaker
the man w/ x-ray eyes
la dolce vita
the treasure of serra madre
gimme shelter or anything shot by the maysles bros.
miller's crossing  " "   "  "    shot by the coen bros.
the blues bros.
faulty towers
rumpole of the bailey
....and on and on.  

[CloseUpEye]

  The films of John Carpenter!!  
  The films of The Cohn Brothers  
  Miami Vice (or anything by M. Mann!)  

  Dawn of the Dead (the 70's one)
  Killer Klowns From Outer Space (hey, it's Vernon!)
  Evil Dead I & II
  It's A Wonderful Life
  The Honeymooners
  Strange Brew
etc..etc..