Favourite line

[realboss]

"You smell like a pig already, lets try not to make things any worse"!!! GBU

[mortimerforever]

When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man.

I generally smoke just after I eat. Come back in about ten minutes.

See you soon idi..idi
Idiots. It's for you.

Who the hell is that? One bastard walks in another comes out.

When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk.

Looks like were shy of one horse.

And a whole lot more but I'm not gonna list them cos I'll be here all day.

[marmota-b]

I have many, but I've remembered this one:

Stupid, useless bridge. Flyspeck on headquarters' maps.


(It's connected to something else for me, one book, where an island on map is called "flyspeck" by one character, and when the heroes decide to go there, that character says "It would be funny if we came there and saw it was really only flyspeck.")

[Silenzio]

As if I could choose one. Here are a FEW of my favorites, divided by film.

Fistful of Dollars:

"My mistake . . . four coffins."
"When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, the man with a pistol will be a dead man."
"Sometimes a man's life in these parts depends on a mere scrap of information."

For a Few Dollars More:

"This train'll stop at Tucumcari."
"When the chimes end . . . pick up your gun."
"I usually don't smoke until after I eat, why dontcha come back in about ten minutes."
"Ten minutes and you'll be smokin' in hell!"
"Because of the trains . . . 'cause of the DAMN TRAINS, DAMN 'EM!"

Good, Bad, and Ugly:

"Two kinds of people in this world, my friend . . ."
"Take a slug of this captain, and keep your ears open."
"A golden haired angel watches over him."
"I'll sleep better . . . knowing my good friend is by my side."
"200,000 dollars is a lot of money, we're gonna have to earn it."
"Hey, Blondie! you know what you are! . . . .Just a dirty son-of-a-bitch!"
"But the pity is . . . when I'm paid . . . . I always see the job through."
Any of the insults spewed by Tuco.

OUATITW:

Every single line in the film,

Fistful of Dynamite:

The whole speech Juan gives about "The revolutions."
"You make the holes with the holy water, and I get inside!"
"That is incredible! That is fantastic! My name is Juan and yours is John!"

OUATIA:

"Noodles . . . I slipped."
"I like the stink of the streets! It cleans my lungs . . . . . and it gives me a hard-on."