When you drive past a graveyard and feel compelled to run in circles through the graves looking for Arch Stanton. ( while Ecstasy of Gold plays in your head !)
When someone takes too long to take a photo of you, and you feel the need to say,( When your gonna shoot, shoot! Don't talk !)
When you refer to any woman as "a fresh young whore in the territory."
When you start any sentence with,"There are two kinds of people in this world my friend...."
