Small House

[Nobody]

How far is the small house from the town? It takes ages to ride over there, but they can clearly hear the gunshots, yet they can't hear the shots when Clint is practising his aim in the cave. And if they hear the gunshots, they should also be able to hear Baby Jesus snoring, longing for his mom. And why the hell do they keep Marisol in a house 10 feet from were her husband and son lives? Is low budget the best answer?

[DJIMBO]

didnt think clint woz in the small house wen he woz practicing his aim i thought he woz in a mine we dont know where that woz

[redyred]

woz

wtf omg lol!!!!1111!

[DJIMBO]

too much english shorthand text vernacular!

[General Sibley]

Let's just break this into manageable pieces shant we gentlemen?

* yet they can't hear the shots when Clint is practising his aim in the cave

               Rojo's were celebrating Cinco de Mayo, too
               loud and festive to hear a few muffled shots.

* And if they hear the gunshots, they should also be able to hear Baby Jesus snoring, longing for his mom.

               "Waaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaah, Mamaaaa!"  
                Boy, this is a tough one to rebuke - will have
                to give it more thought but I'm sure there's a
                logical explanation.  Maybe the wise old Don
                Miguel Rojo employed a professional hypnotist
                to make the Rojo clan immune to the high
                pitched whining of the Baby Jesus.

* And why the hell do they keep Marisol in a house 10 feet from were her husband and son lives?

              "Get that damn kid out of here!"
               Uh...next question.

*  Is low budget the best answer?

              Old Mexican Proverb:
              A man with a big budget will always tell a
              tighter story than a man with a low budget.

[KERMIT]

Let's just break this into manageable pieces shant we gentlemen?

* yet they can't hear the shots when Clint is practising his aim in the cave

               Rojo's were celebrating Cinco de Mayo, too
               loud and festive to hear a few muffled shots.

* And if they hear the gunshots, they should also be able to hear Baby Jesus snoring, longing for his mom.

               "Waaaaaaaaaah, waaaaaaaaah, Mamaaaa!"  
                Boy, this is a tough one to rebuke - will have
                to give it more thought but I'm sure there's a
                logical explanation.  Maybe the wise old Don
                Miguel Rojo employed a professional hypnotist
                to make the Rojo clan immune to the high
                pitched whining of the Baby Jesus.

* And why the hell do they keep Marisol in a house 10 feet from were her husband and son lives?

              "Get that damn kid out of here!"
               Uh...next question.

*  Is low budget the best answer?

              Old Mexican Proverb:
              A man with a big budget will always tell a
              tighter story than a man with a low budget.

bravo !    

[Nobody]

I've always been fond of those old Mexcian proverbs.

[Man with no dame]

I always thought it was "A man with a good writer will.........."

[Jeepman]

I've always kinda wondered that one too. In the very beginning,Joes' standing at the well,drinking...and the crazy bell ringer starts doing his "job"...and Joe is able to hear it,because it gets his attention. So...assuming that the bell is in town,it musn't be very far from the small house...right?

[The Firecracker]

Gunshots can be heard for miles.

[Jeepman]

Gunshots can be heard for miles.

Yea...but can the bell be heard for miles as well?

[The Firecracker]

Yea...but can the bell be heard for miles as well?

There's a rather large church about a mile away from my house. On some occasions I can hear the bell ringing.

I'm sure the little house isn't a mile away.

[Jeepman]

There's a rather large church about a mile away from my house. On some occasions I can hear the bell ringing.

I'm sure the little house isn't a mile away.

Thank you sir.